So, remember once upon a time when I was super eager and
keen about blogging…yeah I do too! And then I suddenly stopped! For 3 months I didn’t
post a thing. But guess who's back? Back again? It is Eminem! Jokes, it’s me. I
am back, and hopefully here to stay!
To be honest the reason I stopped, is because I wasn’t
getting as many views as I wanted and it kinda discouraged me. Then a complete
random came up to me and told me how much they loved Crocker’s Corner and how
much they missed my posts. Well random girl, I am writing this for you!
Now, us grade 11s are about to write some very important
exams, yet here I am – blogging instead of studying.
Now, I need to tell you all how bad my week was (it really wasn’t
that bad – it was actually lovely but there were moments that really did suck a
fair bit). I washed my blazer this weekend as the prefects have to send them in
for braiding soon. I was all ready for a good Monday when a bird took a giant
dump on my shoulder. I, of course didn’t notice this until my friend pointed it
out while laughing hysterically at me. I cleaned it off and tried to enjoy all
the joys of my Monday. The day was perfect until I reached into my pocket to
get my glasses when I grabbed a giant
blob of pigeon faeces which had obviously landed in my pocket during the
incident in the morning. Well as you could probably guess, I was NOT pleased!
Then on Wednesday, I was having break outside with my
friends, which is rare. Not because I don’t have friends, but because I always
have a meeting. When from the heavens above, I giant blob of purple bird poo
landed on my knee. It wasn’t the crunchy kind that you can flick off and then
wipe, no it was the wet sloppy kind. Sorry if this is too much information, but
I need you all to understand how much my life sucked.
I obviously had to wash my blazer again so I decided to do
it on Thursday so I could take it in on Friday. I was taking it off the line
this morning when I discovered it covered in…bugs! Ha-ha, bet you thought I was
going to say bird poo. No, luckily not! But while I was taking it off the line,
a bird took a giant poop right next me and my freshly washed blazer. I slowly
backed into the house, in my attempt to not alert the bird.
I don’t know what all of this means…maybe it is good luck
for exams next week, or maybe the bird community is suddenly out to get me. Who
knows?
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