Well hello there my little friends! Now I know you may be in
shock, I mean who is Hannah? Where did she come from? Why hasn't she blogged in
such a long time? Well I would love to say it was because I was really busy and
I had no time, but I can't because that would be a lie! But I honestly just
haven't had anything exciting to write about, but now I do!
Last week Tuesday (I know it is a long
time ago) I went to the movies with my mom. Mainly because it was half price at
Ster-Kinekor, but also because I love her very, very much. Now my mother is an
absolute John Green fan and has apparently read The Fault in our Stars four
times so it was only fitting we watched it. Now my mom cried when we saw the
trailer the other day, so I knew her tears would be inevitable. During the
movie however she raged out a bit. Why you may ask? Well because half price
movie night brings all the ratchets out.
Sitting in the very front of the cinema
were a group of teenagers who honestly looked like they were in grade seven and
were obviously there just to annoy the shit out of everyone in the cinema. When
they were talking in the beginning, I assumed they would shut up as soon as the
lights dimmed down, but no, they talked through all the trailers. I assumed
they would shut up after the trailers, but no, they talked all the way through
the movie. Now when I say talked, they didn't whisper, they basically shouted
for the whole cinema to hear. Then they started moving around from seat to seat
and giggling. Then groups of them would run out of the cinema every 5 minutes
and return with food from forbidden places that were not cinema approved. Now
this upset my mother and everyone else in the cinema as they are all trying to
cry for Gus and Hazel. My amazing mother, made an effort to swear as loud as
possible every time these rats walked past (fear not, PG stuff).
This went on for the entire movie until
some cool guy in the cinema jumped over the seat, hit the back of these kids’
chairs and told them to shut the (insert an appropriate word here) up. They
replied by calling him something very rude, but they shut up nonetheless. I
honestly felt I would be able to murder someone right then and there. Just walk
up to them and strangle them all, and while these aren't kosher thoughts, I had
them. These children brought out the worst in me, so if you are reading this, I
am putting a curse on you all to suffer!
The actual movie was average, the hype
created around it really destroyed it for me. I did not cry once, but I balled
my eyes out yesterday in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix when Sirius
dies, so I guess that tells you all what kind of person I am...
I would also like to say, the Ster-Kinekor
Cavendish were absolutely amazing when my mom told them what happened and they
handled it like true champs! I will be going back there (obviously, it is the
only cinema near me) but seriously, they were really so nice and understanding!